Spin:were
you happy to welcome the Crue back?
Brandon
Flowers:we got to see Motley crue firsthand at LA modern rock
station KROQ's annual Weenie Roast in May.In the defense nobody gets
a fuckin sound check at those things so i'm sure everybody's first
three,four songs were horrible but ther'es something about having
pyrotechnics and really bad sound.
Ronnie
Vannucci:If Motley crue are out there just playing the songs they
wrote I think it's fine but then we see the TV show with Vince
Neil getting his face pulled off.
Spin:Billy Corgan came back,and when his sols record didn't
overwhelm critics,he quickly announced plans to reunite Smashing
Pumpkins unbeknownst to half the old band,apparently
Dave
Keuning:but that could turn into something i was a huge pumpkins
fan.I was also one of the few people who bought Thefutureembrace.
Spin:Did
you enjoy it?
Dave
keuning:I'd love to say i did but...
Spin:What did you guys think of the Slint reunion?(silence)
Gwen
(just Gwen)
Spin:Gwen Stefani also had a
huge year.
Flowers:love her
Vannucci:she's like on her fifth single now
Flowers:"cool" is about the bass player ex boyfriend Tony Kanal
again,you can totally tell.
spin:she
denied it.I interviewd her,and she said it wasn't
Vannucci:It's totally about him,i'd be pissed if i was Gavin
Rossdale.
Eminem
Enters Rehab
Mark Stoermer:There's an
example of how we're out of the loop,I didn't even hear about that.
Flowers:I didn't figure him for much of a drinker.i figured he's a
pothead.
Spin:supposedly he was addicted to Ambien
Flowers:What's Ambien?
Spin:It's a sleeping pill.There's a line of thought that sys that
entering rehab is skin to declaring professional backruptcy.like,if
you're famous.institutionalizeing yourself is a good way to give
your carreer a rest and just freeze everything temporarily.Get
things off your back and get some rest.
Stoermer: I heard Elvis used to do that.He used to check himself in
to the hospital for no reason.because that was the only way he could
get away from people.
The
Fallout from "dimebag"Darrell's onstage murder
Spin:It;s safe to assume you don't approve of getting shot dead by
crazed fans while youre perfroming?
Flowers:
I think about it all the time when we're playing.
Keuning:A guy in Portland jumped from the balcony onto the
speakers.He knocked them over,and they landed kike two inches from
me,It shook the whole stage.
Stoermer:it was like a 20 foot drop
Keuning:i thought his next move was going to be to attack me,but
then he just turned and jumped back into the audience.
Vannucci:i had a crazy guy in Enland.he had this look in his eyes
like he wanted to kill me,and he was inching his way up.
Flowers:
we don't have security yet.but we hear of bands that have sold not
even half the records we have that walk around with security.
Keuning
I don't understand that shit.
Vannucci:Those bands are pussies-that's why.
Dressing to the nines at Live 8
Flowers:that was a high point for us.we're kind of scared cause
we've had so many of those on this album.What are we gonna do for
the second record?we have to play on Mars or something to beat Live
8.We got to meet Pink Floyd's Dave Gilmour'
Vannucci
David don't call him Dave.
Flowers:and Paul McCartney.talked to sting,and it was all for a good
cause.
Vannucci:we might never do something that big again.
Spin:you
were all dressed in white that day.
Flowers:yeah,we thought we had this great idea and then like three
other people had it too.Madonna did it.
What
about Bop?
spin:are
any of your songs part of the kidz bop series?
Vannucci:Kidz Bop?
spin:they're compilations of the hits of the day as sung by
children.it's hugely popular.
Flowers:they did "take me out"by fraz ferdinand and "float on"by
modest mouse my nieces were singing "float on" what they fo is take
the easiest part of the song and repeat it a lot
Stoermer:(disgusted)we're not on that no.
Spin:of
course,they're careful about what lyrics they include.
Flowers:have you heard the Hilary duff version of 'My generation"she
sings "i hope i don't die before i get old."
Like
an Equestrian
Spin:So..Madonna was thrown off a horse.
Vannucci:She was really mean to us at Live 8.next.
"Trapped in a closet with R.Kelly"
Flowers:I think he's the most talented person in R&B but the
performance at the VMA's was ridiculous.he was trying to make it a
gay thing,which it was'nt in the video.in the video he is in some
woman's house doing some guys wife and her hlusband comes home and
he's trapped ing the closet,singing a good song about how he want's
to get his girl or baby or something but in the VMA performance.he's
cheating on his wife with a man.that's from left field(editors not r
kelly played all the parts at the vma's including the gay man.but
his main character sylvester is not gay)
Vannucci:i kind of liked that
Flowers:
i heard that Marvin Gayes wife gave him marvin's drivers license,his
last drivers license.which is also totally odd.
INXSsively Tacky reality tv talent searches
Flowers:TLC had one too? oh man
Stoermer: to replace left eye?
Vannucci:yeah they should'nt have done that.The Doors should'nt have
done what they did(toured with Ian Astbury on vocals)Queen should'nt
do what they're doing (touring with Paul Rodgers)
Stoermer:All these band had people who died.they did'nt quit.if they
quit you could maybe excuse it a little bit.
Flowers:but if there was a really prominent frontman who died,even
more reason not to do it.
spin:just to play devil's advocate.AC/DC put out their best
record.black in black after their original singer died and was
replaced.
Stoermer:yeah but they thought about it,they found him in a more
natural way.they did'nt make him.there's just more integrity to
that.whereas doing it in public with Dave Navarro..
Jessica Simpson's rear view
Vannucci:they say she has butt implants
Keuning:no!
Vannucci:not in her butt,just like inside her panties or whatever
spin:like a wonderbra for the ass?
Flowers:there's not way she could be shaking her ass like that (with
a wonderbra for the ass)or watering down a car in the video for
these boots are made for walking some of the camera angles were
right up on the butt cheeks.that girl is spot on.
spin:did
you guys see the dukes of hazzard?
Vannucci:Terrible movie
Flowers:i liked burt Reynolds
Vannucci:Boss hogg was burt Reynolds?give me a fuckin break get the
fat guy.
spin:he's dead now
vannucci:Get another fat guy there's plenty of them in America
Brangelina
vannucci;it's all we think about.
Flowers:i sympathize with Brad
Stoermer:I sympathize with Jen,but Brad made the right choice.
Flowers:well,Angelina's beautiful.and they say Jen does'nt want to
have babies and stuff,so you gotta sympathize with Brad
spin:that was bullshit.angelina just can't be resisted.
Flowers:yeah,i don't think anyone could resist her.she's
unbelievable.
vannucci:look,people fo through rough times in their lives,and when
it becomes a public display,everyone is going to form their own
opinion.we don't know for sure what really went down the only truth
to be known is that they're both hot pieces of ass.
Jacko's courtroom thriller
Flowers:Dave loves Michael Jackson.and even Dave thinks he's guilty
spin:but
he's innocent in the eyes of the law.he's a free man.
Vannucci:something's wrong with that.
spin:Although,there were two jurors who reportedly later regreted
helping to acqit him.
vannucci:they just wanted to go home.
White's wedding
vannucci:congratulations,jack white
spin:do
you suppose his and Renee Zellweger's marriages were rebound
relationships?
Flowers:Jack seems like a romantic guy.but they both got married
awful quickly and Renee is already divorced.
Stoermer:a bizarre little fact:Kenny Chesney had his song called
"you had me from hello" which was the line made famous in Jerry
Maguire.
spin:so
he saw the movie,wrote the song,and later married her.
Flowers:And it lasted 24 days(weddings editors note;actually it
lasted four months)
Kate
Moss busted
vannucci:people who act like they're surprised when a fuckin model
who is dating a rock star is doing coke should be fuckin shot.
The
March of the penguins
Keuning:The continuing theme of the narrator was funny.
vannucci:Every five minutes it'd be like,"it;s a tough winter.and
some would not survive."and then he'd say "but look at the
younglings play!"and then,"but unfortunately some will die."
Flowers:and a hawk would come down and take one away.
vannucci:every five minutes!you get all feel-goody,and then (narrator)Morgan
Freeman brings you down like that.
Stoermer:when they're five years old,they have to mate.
vannucci:it's kind of like being in a band,being a baby penguin,the
early years are sweet amd-
Stoermer:After that it's kind of a struggle.
Flowers:oh,we don't know that yet.
vannucci:We hav'nt even gotten to four years.
kanye
West's anti-bush outburst
Stoermer:Mike Meyer's shocked look-that was the best part.what gets
me about Kanye is he's the type of dude who wears his heart on his
sleeve.
Keuning:ah,i don't knwo if that's so good when youre an asshole
though.
Stoermer:I also think he got his own MTV special way too
early-that's all i have to say. it was like a two -hour movie.it's
just his second record.
Vannucci:I'm still waiting for fucking cribs to show up at my
house.so i can wet down my driveway and park my '86 Toyota
diagonally.it's brown and white.
The
Rize of krump
Flowers:i think it's that dance.
Stoermer:yeah,we missed that one.
Flowers:These people do the strangest things with their bodies
spin:while wearing clown face.
keuning:that's kind of evil
Pop
culture at the speed of sound
spin:Destiny's child broke up,and they're treating it like they've
been together 25 years.it seems that's indicitive of how quickly
things move these days.
Flowers:We're trying not to get sucked into it.people want us to
have a book out right now.they want us to have a DVD out right
now.we're holding off on all of it.
Stoermer:The nostalgia cycles speed up faster and faster to the
point where you're being nostalgic for last week.
Vannucci:it needs to stop.