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What they want for Christmas-Dave-a perm!; Brandon:Santa forgetting to put bullets in his gun; Mark-Learn to dance like Brandon;Ronnie-Super powers...or more leotards! Please don't shooy me santa, can't you see I've been a clean living boy? Ronnie: I thought this was a costume party! Oh Santa dont shoot them because they've only been killing for fun There just ain't no gettin' around this....the boys that were will be rock legends.....unless Santa shoots them! Santa whispering to Brandon-Shhh just keep smiling..now here are my demands.....I need some cookies and milk by tonight or I shoot! And all I want for christmas is to be a rock star when I grow up! Thank you Santa! Santa's got a bullet in his gun.....a bullet in his what? Under Santa's jacket, next to the flask of whiskey, lies a 9mm ive been a clean living boy i promise you The Killers are coming to town The sun is going down and christmas is near when they were young... they asked santa if they could be rockstars for Christmas a bullet in your what? Can you (RED) my mind? I see London, I see Sam's Town, I see Santa.. with a gun?! How 'bout this Santa, you don't shoot.. & in like 20 years we'll just make a song about this.. and uhh we won't have any problems. deal? Santa, don't mess us. WE WILL tranquilize you. Who knew they'd have a bullet to their name one Christmas day. Mischievous work at its finest! Before messing with Santa, baby Killers ruled their own world! "Alright guys for our next christmas video we can wear anything we want."....."ANNYTHING!??-Ronnie picture of perfection dont shoot them santa santas just afraid of the competition THE KILLERS gift the best gift at christmas four children four dreams one amazing band with a great new christmas single Dave pic: "Join the Keuning here to see Santa" Brandon pic: "Bunch of Flowers for Santa" Mark pic: " Whoa.. Santa's sled sure kicks up a snow Stoermer" Ronnie pic: " Vanucci see which way Santa went Batdog?" "And he would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those meddlin' kids!" Here we go.....Ronnie is Superman!And oh oh oh wait.....and first time ever...Superman has a nobel steed! dont shoot santa ,,these boys are killers dont shoot santa just look at all the preety faces Brandon: This most certainly is not Elton John! :( Dave: One day, my hair will be big and fro-like, and then you'll all finally stop laughing at my haircut! Mark: I'm stuck, stop taking pictures!? Ronnie: When else in my life will I ever get away with wearing this? *Brandon* "Hey, babies need twinkies too Santa!" *Dave* Um.. wheres the guitar you promised me?" *Mark* "Have you ever seen the snow?" *Ronnie* "I'm super Jason Lee pre-moustache kid"! Don't shoot them Santa!!Maybe your the killer! Santa,....are you 100% sure there's a bullet in your gun? cuidado papá noel con los mini killers!!! Christmas with baby killers!! Do you think that maybe, just maybe,...that Santa Clause is the killer? Maybe Ronnie will use his super powers to save Brandon from Santa's hold! I wonder if Brandon is asking Santa to not kil lhim, or for action toys. Mark-LOOK! I can dance like Brandon!; Ronnie-My mom thinks I'm cool;.Dave-What do I want for christmas? A tin-foil jacket!;Brandon-Maybe I'll live and Santa will forget to turn the safety off his gun. Don't shoot them Santa Clause they've only been killing for a little while Maybe if they had just sweet talked him into moving away they wouldnt be in this mess four children four dreams one amazing band with a great new christmas single a picture of perfection dont shoot them santa santas just afraid of the competition THE KILLERS give the best gift at christmas Ronnie:dont worry Brandon. me and my trusty sidekick here will save u from the evil grips of Santa! Elves of the big man... their Killing spree is about to end... when WE were young They're all a little too innocent, dont you think santa? Have you ever wondered why Santa's suit is red...? How I'll eventually save the world: I will entertain everyone I see with my mustache and great looks, I will boggle people's minds with my amazing drum skills, and I will become a killer!!! Dave: It;'s all i ever wanter mom!/ Brandon: Santa? Is that ur gun or are you just happy to see me?/ Mark: Oh My God! What did the reindeer do to my roof?/ Ronnie: Sleigh? Who needs one of them when you can fly? Brandon: Hey Hey Hey......... Watch where your puttin those hands Santa!/ Dave: Hehehe. Santa, i got a nurf gun for Christmas......so watch it./ Mark: It wouldnt be a Stoermer Christmas with out me looking like Ralphie from a Christmas story./ Ronnie: Not only are my socks high, so are my hopes for Christmas!! And they wondered why the children of the street teased them? Good Hearted Boys Now this is what I call a 'Killer' Christmas Ahh! The Good Ol' Days Christmas With The Killers Merry Christmas from Dave, Brandon, Mark and Ronnie, The Killers The truth is santa, these killers have been comin for YOU The Mojave rain is sweet, and so are these kids, this year you better be good, or your gonna wish you did! Santa has a bullet in his gun, and Christmas is here, and you better be hiding, if you weren't a clean boy this year! Dave pic: "Hey, his hair's glowing... are you sure you wired up those tree lights properly?" Brandon pic: "Look who I found in my Great Big Sled!" Ronnie pic: "Don't photoshoot me Santa!" Mark pic: "Hands up kid, there's a snowball in my pocket and I'm gonna use it!" Little angels for sure! Dave: "I've got soul but I'm not a soldier"/ Brandon: I can't! I just can't "Smile Like You Mean It" with Santa!/ Mark: "I wanna roll around like a kid in the snow"/ Ronnie: "Let me fly..." cause "Sometimes I'm a travel man.." "All The Pretty Faces" Dave: Um, how did Santa come without a chimney?/ Brandon: "Don't Hug Me Santa"/ Mark: Help! I don't know how to steer this thing!!/ Ronnie: It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's Ronnie in Underoos! The Killers: Toddler Killers in training! Brandon: "New kid on the block!" Dave: "Building block!" Mark: "Snow block!" Ronnie: "Chip-off- the-old-block!" We may look innocent in these pictures, but Santa, there's a reason why we're called 'The Killers'! The Killers were JUST like you and me; only they pissed off Santa! Uh-oh. Naughty or nice, I think these baby Killers pissed off Santa, Santas' shots before they were Killers. Dont shhot? Santa cant let them off that easy. He's comin down your chimney, but with a gun. Mark: Come on guys, lets all dance to joy division! Brandon cries... he know who is his killers 80's Xmas! Good kids become Killers when Brandon was young, he fear Santa!! Ronnie: the Dog's Superhero Can a killer be afraid of Santa? Ronne picture, "I Would like to see Ronnie wear that outfit NOW!" Brandon picutre-Sometimes I'm nervous when sit on Santa's lap and shake a little! The future glamorous indie rock and rollers! Mark:"Hey,I like winter for snow"; Dave:"I like winter for gifts";Brandon:"I don't like Santa.Help me someone!";Ronnie:"Dog!" The quintessential christmas collection dont shoot me santa (you can have a copy of our new single) smile like you mean it because you lived to have some children to ride with on a great big slead you may not be a soilder but your a super band with a killer new single Memories of a holiday killer Did Ronnie use that costume every year for Halloween?Or does he still? can you spot the killer...that will soon become the victim? which innocent toddler will grow up to be a killer?.....and santa's victim A meaningful Christmas wouldn't be perfect without a christmas tree, snow on the ground, a costume to ride on the sled with Santa who shoots people, and donate to sick people all at the same time while listening to The Killers. What A Killler Christmas Santa's comin', and he's strapped. This christmas, the Killers are the Victims! Baby Killers - - preparing for world domination! Please enjoy your holidays with a killer superhero drummer, baby face perfectionist, future gentle giant, and thighs of steal Dave; AKA the Killers! Dave-Smiles Like He Means It, Brandon-Didn't know Santa had a gun. Mark-Is Training to be a bird. Ronnie-Does this outfit make my hips look big? Dave : Okay, i got you this tree, now give me that guitar! Brandon: This santa guy is awesome, one of his pets even got a red nose! Mark: Ahh snow... probably the last chance to taste it. Global Warming ruins everything. Ronnie: So where are the auditions for Nacho Libre again? Smiles that kill Don't shoot us Santa Claus, We've been clean living boys. Dave: Odd hair since day one. Brandon: Still as adorable as he was in that picture. Mark: Apparently, he has always been a shy one. Ronnie: BETTER than Superman. The Killers new Christmas single Don't Shot Me Santa they look so innocent. yet they truly are the killers "When we were young" Brandon: Beilieve me guys, Santa REALLY is a murder! Ronnie: Aww damit Spike, Santa left! what kind of side kick are you?!? GET HIM! Mark: AHH Santa, you scared the crap out of me with that toy... gun... Dave: AHAHAHAHA Don't mess with DAVID KEUNING SANTA!!! dave: hehe i opened my presents early brandon: SANTA DONT SHOOT ME! MARK: lalalala RONNIE: superman? you mean super ronnie & his noble steed ! I bet they had no idea they would be killers someday. Don't shoot these kids Santa! It's the boys when they were young! http://www.thekillersfansite.com
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